Chicken I do not spew profanities I enunciate them clearly like a fucking lady shirt
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Our Chicken I do not spew profanities I enunciate them clearly like a fucking lady shirt t-shirt is the perfect way to show off your personality and style. Made of 100% cotton, they are designed to be comfortable and breathable all day long. With a wide variety of designs, colors, and styles available, you can find something that will add a unique flair to any outfit. Whether you’re looking for something cool, funny, or just plain unique, we have the perfect t-shirt for you.
Not only do our t-shirts look great, but they also last longer than conventional fabrics due to their superior quality craftsmanship. Our shirts are double stitched with reinforced seams that ensure the longevity of the garment even after repeated wear and wash cycles. Each t-shirt features pre-shrunk fabric to prevent fading or shrinking over time as well.
At our store, we strive to provide stylish clothes without breaking the bank. We offer competitive prices on all our products so that everyone can express themselves through fashion without having to worry about cost. Our commitment to providing quality clothing at an affordable price has made us one of the most sought after t-shirt stores around!
Chicken I do not spew profanities I enunciate them clearly like a fucking lady shirt
This t-shirt is essential for any wardrobe. Expertly crafted from 100% premium cotton, it feels soft and lightweight against the skin while still providing superior quality and durability. Thoughtfully designed with a classic crew neckline, short sleeves and a timeless regular fit, this t-shirt is perfect for any occasion.
The fabric is breathable and absorbent to keep you feeling comfortable throughout the day, while its range of vivid colours will ensure you stand out from the crowd. With this item in your wardrobe, you’ll always look effortlessly stylish no matter what the occasion.
Product Details:
Unisex Classic T-shirt
- Light fabric (6 oz/yd² (203 g/m²))
- Classic Fit
- Tear-away label
- 100% preshrunk cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
Unisex Short Sleeve V-Neck Tee
- 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
- Sewn in label
- Runs true to size
Unisex Pullover Hoodie
- 50% combed ringspun cotton, 50% polyester
- Medium fabric (7.96 oz/yd² (270 g/m²))
- Brushed fleece inside
- Regular fit
- Runs true to size
Unisex Sweatshirt
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Medium-heavy fabric (9.9 oz/yd² (280 g/m²))
- Stylish fit
- Tear-away label
- Runs true to size
Unisex Long Sleeve Crew Tee
- 100% combed ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (4.3 oz/yd² (146 g/m²))
- Slim fit
- Tear away label
- Runs smaller than usual
Unisex Tank Top
- Light fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²))
- Tear away label
- 100% Ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Semi-fitted
Product Features:
Key features:
- T-shirts are made with specialized twill tape which is used to cover the shoulder and neck seams in order to stabilize the back of the shirt and avoid stretching over time.
- The edges of the garments are secured with double-needle stitching, making them durable and long-lasting.
- The ribbed collar allows the shirt to stretch just enough as the head enters it and afterward goes back to its original size, resulting in a well-fitted tee.
- Solid colors are made of 100% cotton, while Athletic Heather is composed of 90% cotton and 10% polyester; Charcoal Heather and Safety Green have 50% cotton and 50% polyester; Ash has 99% cotton and 1% polyester composition.
Care instructions:
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam, or dry: low heat
- Do not dry-clean.
Feedback:
At our store, we understand that customer satisfaction is essential for our business success. Therefore, we make sure to go above and beyond to ensure each customer receives the utmost satisfaction from our services and products.
Our staff works hard to provide exceptional service, always aiming to exceed expectations in any way possible. With every purchase, customers can trust that the quality of goods are guaranteed.
Furthermore, we offer an extensive selection of products tailored specifically for individual needs, so shopping with us can be a breeze.
If customers are delighted with their purchases, we greatly appreciate it when they post a positive review about their experience with us. This helps us showcase our goods and services while providing other customers helpful insight as well.
On the other hand, if you’re not completely satisfied with your purchase, please don’t hesitate to reach out to us. Our friendly and knowledgeable customer service team will be more than happy to lend a helping hand in resolving any issues or answering questions.
We strive for 100% customer satisfaction and will do whatever it takes to achieve it!
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.
Standard Shipping ($5.95+)- Orders using this option generally arrive within 3-6 days (U.S. and EU orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
- International & EU Orders*: It may take additional days if orders have to go through customs. We have no influence on the customs process and we apologize for any inconvenience due to delivery delays resulting from this.
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple of days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders is processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.
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